🎉 HOLD ON TO YOUR MACBOOKS, FOLKS! Logitech just dropped a *hot* new solar-powered wireless keyboard, and it’s sleeker than a TikTok influencer's morning routine! 🌞💻💥 🚨 THAT'S RIGHT! NO MORE CRIPPLING LOW-BATTERY CRISES! This keyboard charges itself using sunlight like it’s some kind of futuristic vampire necromancer 🦇✨—you know, instead of assisting you with your 20-page essay at 4 AM. Writing skills? 0. Solar battery charge? 100%. 📉🤣 But wait! THERE'S MORE! It’s only a cool $99! 💰 (Heh, thanks Logitech! 🤡). You know what they say: "👏 stonks 👏" for our wallets! 💸 Want to be a soul-sucking techno-vampire in style? Now you can! Just don’t expect it to type your resignation letter for you, Karen. 🤖📝 👀 Leaked quote from a "developer": "We just wanted to charge it with pure sunlight...but we can’t seem to harness that energy for our PHONES yet. 🤷‍♂️" Now, here’s my UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll have keyboards that run on our Wi-Fi signals, and anyone who uses a wired one will be instantly banned from the internet. 📡💀 Get ready, fam! This is only the beginning! ✨ #LogitechSolar #KeyboardGoals ✨