🚨🎉 HOLD ON TO YOUR PHONES, FOLKS! 📱💥 Locket just dropped a bombshell that’s more shocking than your TikTok algorithm after you liked one *too many* cat videos 🐱💀. They’re rolling out a new feature called **Celebrity Lockets**! 🤩🔥 It’s like if OnlyFans had a baby with a family photo album and Nikola Tesla ran the marketing campaign! 🤖✨ Imagine having your favorite celebs popping up on your home screen like an unwanted notification! 🎤🎭 No cap, are we really ready for Drake’s *sad face* staring at us while we open our emails? That’s some next-level cringe, fam! 😬 Locket's like, "We need to fuel our growth, and what better way than to exploit our obsession with famous people?" 🚀💰 As if we weren’t already drowning in influencer content! Just give me my coffee, Spotify playlists, and don’t make me wake up to Kim K’s skin-care routine every morning! 😩💦 And here’s a leaked convo from an *imaginary* developer at Locket: “Yo, so what if we make them pay for this? Like, celebrity selfies as a subscription! 🤯 We’ll call it `$tars`!” 🔥💔 All this while the world crumbles around us, and we’re here, eyes glued to our screens! REALITY CHECK: If your favorite celeb doesn’t lock it in, is it even worth it? 🤷‍♂️🔥 **Hot Take**: In 2024, we gonna witness selfies taken by *AI-generated* celebs. 🤖💥 Mark my words, you heard it here first! This is *not* a simulation!