🚨💻💥BREAKING: FEMA got hacked, and it's WILDER than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner! 💥💻🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Some hackers straight-up upgraded their swag from “random chump” to “full-on ransomware royalty” just because we left the door OPEN. 🥴 They've been stealing employee data like it’s going out of style, using a Citrix vulnerability that’s more exposed than my ex’s DMs. 🤦‍♂️💔 No cap, y’all! Just in: a leaked developer said, “I thought Citrix was a meme. Turns out it’s not a joke when your national security takes a fat L.” 🤡💀 Like, bro, maybe next time don’t treat your cybersecurity like it’s a free trial subscription? 😒 I can already see the FEMA folks trying to cope with this crisis like that dog in the “This is fine” meme: 🔥🥵 “We don’t need to panic, everything's fine!” Meanwhile, the hackers are just out here flexing, plotting their vacation to Stonksland! 💰🌴 🔥🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2024, FEMA will roll out a new cybersecurity plan that involves sending employees on team-building retreats… to a volcano. Safe? NOPE. Hilarious? ABOSLUTELY. 🚀 So, buckle up, fam – it’s about to get spicy! 🌶️ #FEMAflames #HackedAndHackedAgain