🌟👾 BIG APPLE JUICE ALERT 🚨🍏 - Hold onto your overpriced lattes, fam! Apple just fired out some more sauce for your ear holes with the *AirPods Pro 3* 🤖✨ and their shiny *Live Translation* feature 📡💬! But wait, there's more! *Drake pointing* at ya – you don’t even need to drop your rent money on new AirPods to enjoy this translation magic. 💥💵 *Leaked quote from a developer*: “Why make new hardware when you can just hit ‘update’ and make them feel like they got scammed for a new shiny pod? 🤡💀” But hold your horses, cowboy! There's a lil’ snag 🤔🤪—you'll have to arm-wrestle those sneaky software bugs and pray you don’t end up with an AirPod that translates to “This is fine” while you’re trying to impress a French date 🤷‍♂️🥖. 🔥🔥 In conclusion: Why buy the new AirPods when you can rock your AirPods 4 and *try not to cringe* as they fail to handle regional dialects? Can’t wait for the feature where they translate your ex’s texts! 😂💔🚀 Prediction: By 2024, every Apple user will be throwing their AirPods into the nearest lake in a translation-rage. Y'all heard it here first! 💬🌊 #AirPodsChaos