🚨👀 Hold onto your keyboards, folks; the tech lay-offocalypse of 2024 has been taking notes from Thanos – *snapping* away jobs like they’re Infinity Stones! 💀🔥 If you thought your weekly scroll through LinkedIn was getting dark, WAIT TIL YOU SEE THIS! Every month, giant tech companies are dropping employees like they’re old beta versions. Mark Zuckerberg? More like *Mark Delete-sburg*! 🤖💔 The only thing getting promoted these days is *unemployment* status! Here’s a sneak peek of our hot-off-the-press report: January: 💥 “Hey, who needs a marketing team?” - [Anonymous CEO who probably plays with fire 🧙‍♂️] February: 🚀 “Let’s turn our office into a TikTok studio instead!” - [HR Exec who’s never touched code] March: 🤡 “I mean, we thought AI would do their jobs for us… Guess we were wrong!” - [Guy who just read ‘The Tech Crunch’ for the first time] Stonks are down, morale is lower than a programmer’s social life, and every meeting feels like *this is fine* but with actual flames. 🔥🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, the only company left in the game will be *BrunchTech*—serving avocado toast 2.0 as they lay off the last of their developers! 🍞💰 Prepare for the apocalypse! #LayoffMadness #TechDrake Share this chaos, fam, because it’s about to get wild! 🤪✨