🐕💩 *BREAKING* NEWS: Your dog’s treats are about to get a glow-up from the grave!! 💀🐾 Meet MicroHarvest, the lab that’s turning dead bacteria into boujee dog snacks! Who knew Fido’s next chew toy would be a ghost of microorganisms past? 🤡✨ Lemme break this down for ya: Imagine a lab tech named Katelijne Bekers, standing there like a mad scientist, waving around a vial of "microbial protein" like it's a potion from Harry Potter 🍵⚗️. Meanwhile, your pup just wants to sniff butts and chase squirrels (no cap). 🐶💨 But hold up! 🚀 If this brain-bending idea takes off, we're next! Yes, you heard it here first: Human snacks from long-gone bacteria are trying to invade your pantry. Protein bars? 💪 Ice cream? 🍦 The next snack aisle will look like a science fair gone wrong. Drake is literally pointing to it: "What’s that? Y’all eating 'dead bacteria shakes' next? 🤢👀" Leaked developer convo: “Bro, why do we need this? Just give me pizza rolls.” “Nah fam, stonks in microbial protein, trust.” 🤷‍♂️💰 So buckle up, fam! This is about to get WEIRD! 🛸🔥 My prediction? One day we’ll all be munching on ‘Vegan Ghost Crunch’ while pondering why we just ate a meal that was literally *once alive*. 🤯💀🍽️ #SnackGoals #ThisIsFine