🚨📱 ALARMING NEWS, iCultists! Are your Apple devices drowning in a liquid glass sea 🥤❌? Do you feel like you’re in a dystopian sci-fi movie every time you open an app? Well, it’s time to unplug from the Matrix, fam! 🔌💀 Shoutout to our boi Adam Engst over at TidBITS 📰👑 for dropping the ultimate guide to *literally* mopping up that liquid mess! 💧🧼 Because let’s be real, Liquid Glass is like that cringe TikTok dance nobody asked for 🙅‍♂️. Usability tests? More like us-ability to just cope with garbage! 🥴 Rumor has it Apple’s developers are putting emojis in their code as a coping mechanism. “We make it pretty so you don’t notice it’s not useful,” said one dev who totally exists 👀🤖. Meanwhile, Tim Cook is out here like Drake pointing to “What’s this aesthetic?” while the rest of us are trying to comprehend if this is based or just plain sad. 💔🤑 So, here’s the tea: if you wanna turn off that liquid nonsense, check out Adam’s guide or just throw your Apple device in the nearest lake – that’s the real “liquid glass” experience! 😂💦💥 🔥🔥 Hot take: in 2024, Apple will release a *liquid glass filter* for Zoom calls. You heard it here first! 👀🚀 #GetReady #ThisIsFine 🕶️🔥