🚨🔊 *Breaking News: Mini PC Madness!* 🔊🚨 Y’all, grab your wallets and call your Linux-loving amigos because Lenovo just dropped the ThinkStation P3 Tiny for a jaw-droppin’ 💰 $799 💰 on Prime Day! That’s RIGHT, ONLY 799 BUCKAROOS for a tiny powerhouse that fits in your backpack 🤯👾. If this ain’t the ultimate flex for nerds, I dunno what is. Imagine the scene: you’re *unironically* rolling up to the office with a PC that has “multi-monitor support,” like you’re some kind of hacker genius 🐱‍💻🔥. Meanwhile, your coworker is still using a toaster disguised as a laptop ☠️🤣. That’s right, Carol, nobody needs your “outdated” tech anymore! 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just wanted to make a mini PC that screams ‘I’m better than you’ at the coffee machine.” – Some dude in a hoodie, probably 🤫. But fr fr, does anyone actually need a PC when your phone can almost do it all? 🤷‍♂️ No cap, if you’re still not on the Linux train, you’re probably still farming *Cringe Coin* in your mom’s basement! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Linux is gonna be so cool that all the hipsters will switch from Mac to Linux and the world will collectively lose their minds. 😱🌀 Who’s down to share this with their nerd squad? 🤪💜