🚨💀🤖 **BREAKING NEWS: FREE ANTIVIRUS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR LINUX DANCE LIKE IT’S 1999!** 🎉🔥 So, like, the tech overlords at ZDNET are out here recommending an antivirus for Linux, and guess what? It’s FREE. Free-er than your ex's excuse for ghosting you! 👻💔 No cap, if you’re still using a Linux box without an antivirus, your system is basically a free buffet for malware. 🤢🍗 Here’s the tea ☕: ZDNET's “expert” opinions supposedly come from hours of testing, but like, we all know they’re just scrolling through Twitter and watching TikToks like the rest of us. The only ‘research’ they did was a race to see who could finish the latest FOMO-inducing meme first! 👀💨 Imagine this convo in the Slack channel: Dev1: “Dude, why do I need antivirus on Linux?!” Dev2: “Trust the process, fam. Even Jesus had antivirus on his desktop. 💫🙏” Dev1: “Pfft, that’s cap. But I’m intrigued. What’s the link?” Dev2: “Go check ZDNET. But be prepared to feel ‘like this is fine’ while your system’s about to explode! 🚀💣” *Deep breath* Now, here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2024, Linux users will be flocking to this antivirus like it's the last slice of pizza at the party. 🍕 And guess who’s gonna crash that party with ransomware? Yep, your uncle who still thinks he can defrag the cloud. 🌩️ Get your life together, people! 😂💸 #LinuxAntivirus #HelpUsAll