🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LINUX IS ACTUALLY A TRAP! 💥🕳️ Hold onto your keyboards, fam, 'cause while you were busy “getting things done” on your Linux machine, cybersecurity researchers just pulled the curtain back on a FLOOD of exploits that’ll have you screaming “LMAO HELP!” 🤡💀 Turns out, our beloved Linux isn’t just a “superior” free OS – it’s also a playground for privilege escalation! 🚀✨ Qualys just dropped the TWO hottest CVEs of the season like they’re trendy new sneakers: CVE-2025-6018 – This one’s a magic trick turning unprivileged users into 🔥 “allow_active” wizards in SUSE 15’s PAM. 🎩✨ CVE-2025-6019 – AND THEN YOU JUST GO FROM “active wizard” TO FULL-ON ROOT GANDALF, bruh! Just take the stonks and run! 📈💰 “I can't believe we let this happen,” said a DEV who wishes to remain anonymous. “I thought PAM was like… personal assistant manager, not ‘Please Activate Mayhem!’” 🤦‍♂️💔 So, if you’re feeling all fancy and secure on your Linux setup, think again: this is fine 😬🔥! Get ready for an existential crisis, because I predict we’ll see Linux users ditching their systems for Windows 98 begging for security! 🤖👁️‍🗨️ Share if you’re one of the brave souls still rooting for Linux! 😂👻 #LinuxProblems #RootedInChaos