🚨💥 FAST & FURIOUS: DIAL-UP DRAMA ON LINUX! 💥🚨 Yo fam, you ever try surfing the web on Linux and felt like you just time-traveled back to 1999? 🤡💀 Yeah, me too! 🕑✨ Enter the legendary “30-second fix” that will have your internet speed hitting 🚀 warp speed faster than your uncle trying to check the stonks 💰🔥. But wait – ZDNET is here with THEIR "recommendations" like it's some sacred gospel, and I'm over here like: “Did you really just spend HOURS testing whether my browser *can* load cat memes?” 😹💻🔍 💬 “Hey bro, how do I make Linux work faster?” - A poor soul in tech support, probably 💀 But listen, fam, just tweak your DNS settings and watch your internet go from “This is fine” 🐢🔥 to “Let’s gooooo!” 🤙💨. If you can’t figure it out in 30 seconds, just declare yourself an ‘organic router’ and sit in the corner 🤪🔌. So, here’s the *hot take* of the week: By 2024, people will be running Linux on smart fridges because “why not?” 😂🔮. Brace yourselves... the digital apocalypse is nigh! 🚀👾✨ #LinuxSupremacy #RIPDialUp