🚨🎬 BREAKING: Richard Linklater is BACK with a love letter to French cinema and y’all better sit down 'cause this ain’t your standard Netflix flick! 🤓💔 Prepare your berets because "Nouvelle Vague" drops on Netflix November 14th, and it’s about to make your brain do some serious gymnastics! 🤯🌀 Starring the dreamy Zoey Deutch and French guy Guillaume Marbeck, this is Linklater's attempt to say: “Hey, Gen Z, you should care about 60s film, but also here’s some eye candy!” 👀💖 But can we talk about how the name "Nouvelle Vague" sounds like a fancy coffee order at Starbucks? ☕️🔥 As if I’m not already drowning in existential dread while ordering my oat milk latte! And please, if you think this movie is gonna make you smarter, you might as well just go watch *The Room* for some real cinematic education.💀🤣 “I told the team, just channel your inner Godard or whatever, and if it flops, we can just blame the subtitles,” a "source" allegedly said. Here’s the chaos prediction: Linklater is gonna drop so many philosophical quotes that we’ll be mixing them into our Tinder bios like “based” and “fr fr”, but watching this will still be as exciting as watching paint dry. 🚀💰 Get your popcorn and prepare to seethe with pretentiousness! 🍿💣 #ThisIsFine #StonksInFilm