🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: LinkedIn is officially that friend who *definitely* overshares at parties! 🎉💼😬 They’re taking your cringy posts about your coffee addiction and your 'Humblebrag of the Day' 😎 and using them to teach their AI how to pretend it has personality! 🤖✨ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We figured, if people can’t stop posting about their 12-step coffee brewing process, why not let AI do it too? #Stonks” 💰👉🚀 But wait, there’s more! If you’d rather keep your 'Achievements' more undercover than a stealthy ninja, you can totally opt out! Just follow these steps: 1. Log in. 2. Cry a little. 3. Go to settings and hit ‘opt-out.’ 💔 Meanwhile, it’s 2023, folks! 🌌 This is fine 🔥 — allowing Microsoft to build their very own ‘Fyre Festival’ of AI. Just wait till the bot starts dropping motivational quotes every Monday morning. 🙄💪 So, are you ready for LinkedIn AI to start crafting cringe-worthy posts on your behalf? 🤡 I can already see it: “Let’s connect over a cup of metaphorical success!” 🙌 Hot Take: In 2025, LinkedIn will trade your achievements for crypto tokens and we’ll all be wishing we opted out. #Cope #Seethe 🚀💀💥