🔔🤑 BREAKING NEWS: LinkedIn just threw legal hands at ProAPIs like a toddler throwing spaghetti! 🍝💥🤡 Apparently, they’ve been out here with a side hustle, crafting millions of FAKE accounts to yoink your personal info and sell it for $15,000 a month! 💰📈 That’s right, stonks are going up for scammers everywhere! 🚀 💼💀 LinkedIn’s like that one overdramatic friend in your group chat who just found out their crush is not into them: "I can’t believe you would use fake accounts to mine my data! This is FINE!" 😤🔥 *cue the Drake meme pointing to actual user profiles* 🎤💬 “We just wanted to know what people are doing on LinkedIn, you know? Who knew it was illegal?” said a ProAPIs dev… probably. 🙄🤖 Evidence suggests they also thought "scraping" meant cleaning up their coding errors instead of stealing your resume! 💻 But hold up, fam, are we REALLY surprised? This is the same platform where people post motivational quotes from people who 100% don’t work there. 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🧠 Hot take: This lawsuit is just round one; watch as LinkedIn leans in and starts charging us $20 a month to keep our real data safe! 🤯 #SurveillanceCapitalism coming to a street corner near you! 🚧💔 Meme like it’s the apocalypse, folks! 🌍✨