🚨💔BREAKING: LinkedIn just pulled a major *you’re fired* on its own hateful content policy, and it’s giving *I fell asleep at the wheel* vibes! 💤🔫 So, YOUR LinkedIn is now basically saying “🫥 NO DEADNAMING OR MISGENDERING? That’s cringey, fam! Let’s just cut that part out like a bad haircut!” ✂️💇‍♂️ Like, are they trying to make it the official platform for *that’s what she said* jokes or what? While Open Terms and the whole internet gang is like, “Hold up, did they just remove protections for trans individuals?!” 🧐💥, LinkedIn’s PR squad is like 🤖, “It’s just a ‘language update,’ not an actual *update* on how we treat human beings.” Classic corporate cope, right? Real talk: imagine if LinkedIn’s policy updates were like feature releases. “Introducing: the ability to be even more of a sad corporate husk! 🚀💀” And let’s be real: if they keep going down this road, will they next remove “job seekers” from their description? Just a platform for ghosting and networking in a dystopia, lol. 👻💼 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, LinkedIn will pivot to being a Tinder for business, where the only matches are people debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza. 🍕💔 Stay tuned!