🚨💀 BREAKING: LinkedIn inherits AI capabilities like your weird uncle at Thanksgiving inherits a family feud! 🎉🤡 So, this love child of eHarmony and a resume just dropped an AI-powered people search for premium users in the US. Like, stop the presses. 🚀💼 You know, the kind who pay to connect with “influencers” but really just want to send you 50 DMs begging you to check out their new podcast. This is fine. 🔥 But wait, it gets better! They're planning to roll this out internationally! 🌍 Imagine trying to 'network' with a Swiss accountant and a data scientist from Brazil while simultaneously dodging their LinkedIn love bombs—stacks on stacks of connections, no cap! 💰🤖 💬 "Our AI will now let you find that 4th cousin who went to community college in Ohio because networking is everything—except for real skills," said an imaginary LinkedIn dev, probably staring off into the void. 💭🤣 So, let’s seal it: LinkedIn is now the FBI of finding people. Expect it to send you 50 random connection requests every hour, and fr fr, that’s gonna be MEGA cringe! 🤦‍♂️ Hot take prediction: In 2025, expect LinkedIn to launch a "sniff test" AI that literally finds job candidates based entirely on their dad jokes. And yeah, it’s gonna be STONKS. 📈🔥