🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Tech Industry’s 💸🤖 Nightmare is Coming! 💥🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Lina Khan, the ultimate tech industry BOOGEYMAN 🤡, just got a shiny new badge 🥇 as co-chair of NYC’s Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani’s transition team. That’s right, the woman who put Big Tech on THIN ICE is ready to serve up some hot, spicy socialism 🌶️🔥! The tech giants are out here seething, while Zoomers and Millennials be like “no cap, we love a socialist king!” 👑💀 You can practically hear Zuckerberg screaming “this is fine” from the metaverse as his empire is dismantled one regulation at a time. 📉👀 "I had to choose between doing my job or dealing with Mamdani,” said a "leaked" developer quote from an anonymous source who definitely isn’t crying in the corner. 😂💔 “I chose both, but now I need therapy!” 🤖💰 So what does this all mean for Silicon Valley? Stonks are about to go DOWN 📉 while Mamdani and Khan write the “How to Regulate Tech for Dummies” bestseller! 📚🚀 🎤💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, TikTok will be the new official government platform, and we’ll regulate Big Tech via viral dance moves. Get ready to show us your best “anti-monopoly” TikTok challenge! 😂🤪 #MemeRegulation #SocialismSlaps 🕺💥