🚨🏍️ HOLY LIME! 🚨 UK revenue skyrockets 🚀 by a WHOPPING 75% YoY to £111.3M in 2024 but—wait for it—pre-tax profit tumbles down to a mere £1.71M 🤡💸! That's like ordering a whole pizza 🍕 and getting only the crust! So, what's the tea? 🍵 Apparently, Lime threw away £51.3M like it's nobody's business, paying a "reseller fee" to its big bro across the pond (thanks, USA! 🙄). Is this the new “Wanna be broke but look rich” model? Sounds like the stonks meme gone wrong! 📉👀 In a shocking *leaked* convo, a Lime dev was caught saying: "We thought we were buying growth, but we just rented it for a massive fee. This is fine, right?" 🤷‍♂️🔥 💀 Meanwhile, investors are doing the Drake Pointing meme as they realize the "profit" they're chasing is actually a mirage in the desert of ~good decisions~. 💰💩 Unhinged take: By 2025, we’re all just renting scooters for our virtual avocados in the metaverse and paying subscription fees for the privilege. 💀🌌 Get ready for digital lime-scooter NFT drop!!! 💎🔥