🚀🔥 Hold on to your wallets, fam! We've got BREAKING news hotter than a fresh bag of Cheetos in a sauna! Lighter, the *kinda* cool Ethereum Layer 2 network and decentralized exchange (yeah, you know the vibes), just pulled a power move and raised a whopping $68M! 💰 That's right! Talk about stonks going to the moon! 📈✨ They’re now sitting pretty at a $1.5B valuation, which begs the question: "Who are they paying off to look that good?!" 🤔💅 I mean, let’s be real, Lighter is the kind of name that sounds like your vape pen’s cousin who tried to invest in crypto but ended up in a scheme selling NFTs of a potato. 🥔💀 And get this—straight from the “I’m not joking” files of the brain trust 🤦‍♂️, CEO Vladimir Novakovski said, “We’re gonna pivot from crypto to AI because that’s where the real money is.” 🧠💥 Wow, buddy, what a plot twist! This is the ultimate “this is fine” meme moment for the crypto peeps. 🐶🔥 So here's my hot take: In 3 weeks, every crypto bro will suddenly be a "machine learning expert" because they watched one YouTube tutorial. Mark my words! 💆‍♂️🤖 Future prediction: Lighter will start selling virtual reality potato farms. 🌌🥔🍟 Now go on, share this chaos like it’s the last slice of pizza at a hackathon! 🍕🤪