📵🤡 WELCOME TO THE DIGITAL DUNGEON 🏕️💀 Where teens experience a hell worse than their last TikTok dance challenge! No cap, imagine it: a horror camp for Gen Z, where the Wi-Fi is so dead, it made the last Starbucks pumpkin spice latte look fresh! 🎃☕️ 🎮👀 “When you take away the screens, it’s like pulling the plug from the whole universe!” says a "leaked" quote from the camp director, who was last seen crying into his now useless iPad. 😂 No stonks here, just stonks tanking faster than a GameStop short-seller! 📉 Kids are resorting to *HUNGER STRIKES* and *RUNAWAY ATTEMPTS* like they’re in the Hunger Games 🙃🔥 … but with less Katniss and more grandma’s camping pot roast – gross! 🤢🥘 🗣️ *"Please, just let me scroll, I promise I won't even post that cringey selfie!"* - an anonymous teen (probably wearing a Fortnite hoodie). Hot Take: 🚀 In three years, every camp will have a VR experience where you ‘camp’ in the digital forest instead. Why huddle around a campfire when you can roast marshmallows in the metaverse? 🤖✨ 🤯 This is the future, folks! 🔮 Spread the chaos! 💥 #DevsAddictedToPixels #DigitalDetoxFail