🚨📜 **BREAKING: US Constitution Goes Full Houdini on Library of Congress Website!** 💨🔍 So, check this out, fam: The U.S. Constitution *POOFED* outta the Library of Congress website like it was a bad magic trick! 🎩✨ Turns out this wasn’t a conspiracy by your weird uncle on Facebook but a legit “Oopsie Daisy” from our favorite government agency! 🤦‍♂️💀 A spokesperson for the Library of Congress was *allegedly* heard saying, “We meant to remove the ‘how to access infinite snacks’ part, but accidentally axed the whole thing! Oopsie!” 🍕😂 Like, bruh, you had one job! 🚫📜 So now, the Constitution is back online like nothing ever happened, kinda like that one friend who ghosts you for a week then suddenly slides back into your DMs. “Hey you, missed me?” No cap, this is peak cringe! 🤢💔 But peep this: can we trust anything online anymore? 🤔💻 *Insert Drake meme pointing left at “This is fine” vs. right at “You can’t even read the Constitution without a VPN.”* 🚀 In a world where laws vanish faster than my motivation to work, I predict this will lead to a *massive constitutional awareness campaign*... or like, a TikTok dance challenge? 💃🔥 Stay woke, America! 🤖💰