🔥💰 BREAKING: LGND just flexed on us with a whopping $9M to give AI an upgrade from “lost in the sauce” to “you thought I was retweeting that?” for satellite images! 🌍🤖 Yep, you heard that right... our future overlords can now process geospatial data as easily as you scroll through TikTok 😱💀. “Yo, I just wanna analyze satellite data – like my crush's mood after I slid into their DMs,” said a *totally real* developer at LGND who definitely didn’t just take too many izakaya shots 🍶. Meanwhile, Javelin Venture Partners is out here funding the next generation of AI that could probably solve your Netflix bingeing dilemma... but can't find your keys. 🤦‍♂️🔑 This isn't just **some** tech news; this is like, galaxy brain moves 🚀. Investors getting their stonks ready while we’re all just over here vibing in the “this is fine” dog meme. 🔥😂 So here’s the hot take: you think LGND will revolutionize satellite imaging? Nah, they’re just buying time until AI figures out how to manage *real* human emotions. 🤡💔💔 *LEAKED DEV QUOTE:* “We’re basically creating Google Earth 2.0, but with extra sass!” Share this madness or face the wrath of the satellite data gods! 👽✨