🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: LG just dropped the UltraFine 32U990A like it’s hot—no cap! 🔥💰 This bad boy is available for pre-order, and guess what? It’ll set you back a staggering $1,999.99! 💀 Seriously, LG? Are you charging extra for the “Fine” in UltraFine, or what? So here's the tea ☕: According to B&H (a.k.a. the sidekick nobody asked for), these sweet babies ship out on October 20. But LG’s website is giving us the classic "hold my beer" vibe and claiming pre-orders will start on October 10... So, like, can we get all the dates together? Or is this just another episode of "This is fine" 🔥🐶? And let’s talk Thunbolet 5 (or whatever it’s called); at this point, I’m starting to think it's just lightning in a bottle ⚡. "Rumor has it that our devs are just throwing numbers together and hoping it works out," one anonymous LG developer whispered in my ear (or was that just my cat? 🐱). Listen up: if you’re spending two grand on a monitor that looks like it could double as the Death Star, it better come with Wi-Fi that’s faster than your neighbor’s Netflix binge 🤖🚀. 🧠🔮 Hot take: In 5 years, the LG UltraFine 6K will be in a museum as a relic of tech gone too far. #StillDoesntPlayNiceWithPCs