🔔 BREAKING: Levelpath JUST RAISED $55M! 💰💰🎉 Y’all ever heard of procurement? No? Well, welcome to the snooze-fest of the decade! 🥱💤 But hold on, Levelpath is here to save us from the black hole of boring supply chain processes! 🚀✨ These two mega-brains, Stan Garber and Alex Yakubovich, are out here flexin’ harder than your local gym bro. 💪 "Why use spreadsheets when you can use our shiny new platform?" they said, as they pulled in $55M from Battery Ventures, Benchmark, and Redpoint. Like, gimme that stonk money! 📈💸 “We’re gonna quadruple revenue this year,” they proclaim, while their accountant silently takes a shot. 🍹💀 The real question is: Can a procurement platform be a vibe? 🤔🔮 Drake's out here like “Nope!” as he points to the Levelpath logo like it’s the last remaining slice of pizza. 🍕👀 This is fine. 🔥 Leaked developer quote? “We didn’t invent the wheel, but we definitely polished the tire.” 😂 In totally unhinged predictions: I bet they start selling branded fidget spinners next! 🤯💥🔥 Prepare for Levelpath merch, fam! #ActuallyBased #ProcurementMemeMadness