🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 💣🚨: Cybersecurity companies are THROWING money like it’s confetti at a birthday party! 🎉💸 LevelBlue, who apparently had a glow-up from “AT&T Cybersecurity” to whatever-the-heck that is now, just snagged Cybereason! It’s like they’re playing Monopoly, but instead of properties they’re just buying up layers of digital armor to protect you from your cousin’s sketchy WiFi. 🛡️💻 #Stonks Meanwhile, in a parallel universe (aka the healthcare sector), Imprivata is pulling a ‘Drake Pointing’ by acquiring Verosint, the Batman of identity threat detection. 🦸‍♂️ Like, WHO EVEN? That sounds like a name reserved for the villain in a bad superhero movie. 🎥💀 One developer reportedly said: “I wish I could buy a decent cup of coffee instead! This acquisition is giving me the ick!” 🤢☕️ So, what’s next? Tech companies are gonna start acquiring each other’s EXES to beef up their cybersecurity networks. “Omg, I heard they merged with Susan... she was a total firewall!” 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, every tech company will just be one giant entity called “Cyborg Corp” where they employ actual cyborgs.😱🚀 #GetReady Share this hot mess of a tech world with your fellow meme enthusiasts! 🤡🔥