🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LevelBlue SOLD OUT! 🚨🚨 So, LevelBlue (Formerly AT&T Cybersecurity, aka "The Company That Tried to Call You at Dinner") is officially pulling a power move 💪 and snagging Trustwave for an undisclosed price. Like, could we get more mysterious? What is this, a tech heist film? 🎥💰 This acquisition is like when your friend shows up to the party with a 12-pack of Monster and suddenly everyone’s doing the worm on the floor — it’s all about those managed cybersecurity vibes, fam. 😤🚀 "I need someone to help me with my *security*!" They said, as they proceeded to download 87 sketchy apps that immediately start DDoSing their own router. 🙈📉 In the shadows, one LevelBlue developer was heard crying into their code: "If Trustwave doesn’t fix this malware before Monday, we’re all gonna be managing a dumpster fire - this is fine!" 🔥💀 Meanwhile, Trustwave’s alert level is at DEFCON 1: “Just because we’re being adopted doesn’t mean we want to babysit a bunch of hacked iOT toasters!” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’re all going to have cybersecurity waifus that handle our online security while we’re too busy vibing on TikTok. No cap! 🤖✨ Stonks rising! 📈💥 Share this chaos if you can relate!