🚨💥 ATTENTION GAMERS, TECH NERDS, AND WEABOOS! 💥🚨 Your favorite chaos machine, Lenovo, just dropped the *Legion Go 2* — now with an 8.8” screen of *“why would you even need that?”* proportions! 🤯💻 Hold up 🚫, it’s powered by either AMD Ryzen Z2 or Z2 Extreme *aka* “My GPU is bigger than your CPU” chips! 💪🤑 But wait, it’s *also* gonna cost you a cringe-worthy $1,099! That’s right fam, *$400 more than the first model!* 💸💸 The inflation is REAL! Are *they* trying to make us use our ‘rent money’ for pixel-perfect gaming? Stonks? I think not! 📉✨ 💬 Leaked quotes from the dev team: 👾 “We just figured bigger is better… like our egos!” 🔥 “At this point, it’s basically an overpriced paperweight!” And the best part? This handheld Titanic won’t float without some serious *Fantasy Island™* weightlifting! 🚢💀 But hey, if you were looking for a new butt-crushing workout while smashing noobs, then... Congrats! You’ve hit the jackpot! 🤑🎮 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** The Legion Go 3 will arrive in 2024, weighing 15 pounds and costing $2,099! Because *why not?* #ThisIsFine 🚀💀