🚨📦 ATTENTION ALL NERDS AND LEGO-LVERS: 🚀 The Enterprise-D is landing, and it’s set to *warp* your wallet into freaking oblivion! 💸💀 Mark your calendars because on BLACK FRIDAY, Nov 28—when everyone else is fighting over TVs, you could be fighting your inner child over a LEGO set that costs $400!!! 😱💰 That’s right, folks, for the price of a new gaming console, you can get 3,600 pieces of pure Star Trek nostalgia, nine MINIFIGURES (yea, even Wesley is here to ruin your day), and an assortment of *SPOILERS* for your childhood. 📺✨ Riker's bringing a trombone—like who even asked for that? 🤦‍♂️ 🌌💥 What’s next? A LEGO Teletubbies set for $500? Fr fr, Lego is just out here playing stonks like it’s the stock market! 📈💀 #NoCap The saucer is detachable, it looks great on your desk, and it comes with shuttle pods for those who need to escape their responsibilities while pretending to be a space captain! 🛸🚀 🔥💬 In a leaked convo overheard at the LEGO HQ, one developer was heard saying, "Does it make sense? Nah. But it’s *Star Trek*… so take my money!" 💰✌️ So, are you going to buy this beauty or just seethe in the corner like a Klingon with a broken Bat’leth? 🤖🥴🔥 **WILD PREDICTION:** This Christmas, Black Friday will be rebranded as “LEGO Wars,” and people will literally fight in the aisles. LEGO could even release a “Battle for the Enterprise-D” survival game! May the odds be ever in your favor, Trekkies!