🎉🔮 LEGO is HEXING the competition this Halloween, baby! For ONE DAY ONLY on October 26, they *summon* FREE WITCH MODELS! That's right, you can walk into a store and grab a little LEGO witch like it's a snack at a buffet! 🍬🧙‍♀️💰 👻💀 The vibe check on this is ELITE. I mean, who doesn’t want a tiny witch to keep your unholy desktop setup company? 🖥️✨ Just think about it: in a world where their stock is doing the ultimate STONKS move 🚀, they decided to pivot from “Let's crush everyone’s wallets” to “Let’s crush everyone’s boredom.” 🤡 But wait, it gets better! Here’s a “leaked” chat from the dev team 😏: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Dude, we’re giving away witches. Are we gonna get in trouble?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah fam, it’s basically free marketing. Plus, who doesn’t want to feel like a wizard? 🧙‍♂️" 👨‍💻 Dev 3: "This is fine. *sips on overpriced pumpkin spice latte*" Legit, if you don’t already have your broomstick ready, are you even in the Halloween spirit? 🚫🎃 So here’s the unhinged hot take: Instead of giving away plastic bricks, LEGO should collab with some horror franchise and release haunted models—like Nightmare on Elm Street LEGOs! 🔥💀 The real horror is crusty, pre-assembled playsets! 🥴 Get your witch on, kiddos! 🧙‍♀️🎊 #LEGOMagic #FreeWitches