🚨💥🎉 Lego Lovers, Assemble! 🎉💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Target just dropped a 40% OFF BOMB on select Lego sets just in time for early Black Friday madness! No cap, it's like they KNOW we need something to build our hopes on (cuz the holiday season is basically a dumpster fire now) 🔥💰. Get ready to flex on your friends with those sweet holiday sets and advent calendars! 🧱✨ This is literally the stonks meme but for plastic bricks! 🧱✨ Imagine your house decked out in Legos, while your neighbor’s house is just another boring spot on the block 😴💩. Rumor has it, a Target corporate minion whispered: “We thought about dropping the prices, but then we remembered that people will pay for anything with a cute logo and nostalgia!” 🤡 Fr fr, do you really want to be that person who misses out? 🎅🤖 Go ahead and raid the shelves (but... wear a mask, please—Covid is still out here like Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet) 💀. 🚀💸 Hot take: By next year, Lego will announce a fully customizable set that costs a GRIP ($999.99) and includes a little Lego figure of you—sitting on your pile of regret. But like... isn’t that based? 🥴 So get your hustle on and make your TikTok-worthy Lego masterpieces before this deal gets snatched up! I’ll be here flexing with my tiny bricks, don’t @ me. 😂💥 #LegoLife #TargetHauls