🚨💥 WHOA THERE LEGO ALERT! 💥🚨 Now before you hit that snooze button on this news, JUST WAIT! 🛑😲 Lego just dropped a $1,000 Death Star, and no, this isn’t a “Lego Goes to Space” meme – it’s REAL! 🤖💰 Picture this: you, lounging in your mom's basement, spending a month's worth of rent on 7,541 plastic bricks that are basically a DOOMSDAY DEVICE for your savings account! 💀💸 And this isn’t just any old set – it’s TWO FEET TALL! So while it towers over your financial decisions like "Drake pointing" at a budget, you’ll be reenacting *every* iconic scene from Star Wars. 🎭 “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope…for a better retirement.” Rumor has it, a "leaked" developer said, "If you think that's expensive, wait ‘til you see our Lego Birkin bag next year!" 🤡🔥 The company is raking in RECORD profits like it’s the last slice of pizza at a coder meetup - *that* deep-pocketed nostalgia hitting HARD! But come on, who’s gonna drop a grand on plastic when you can literally build your own Death Star out of… ACHOO! … cardboard? 🔥🚀 Hot take: In 2025, Lego will release a “NFT set” of each block, and it’ll cost like $10,000! 📈 Stonks, baby, STONKS! 💥💀 So who’s buying it? Not me! I’m waiting for the “LEGO Side Hustle” set – just bricks, no liabilities, fam! 😂💀