🔥🚨 BREAKING LEGO NEWS: The BLOCK IS HOT! 🚨🔥 Lego just slapped a *pause* button on its "Pick a Brick" service for U.S. customers! 📉💔 Why? The infamous de minimis change from the 45th President, who probably thought Lego was a new crypto investment or something. 🏛️💰 Talk about a *snooze fest*—ain’t nobody got time for that! #Legogate 😩 Instead of living your best block-building life, we’re left weeping, on the floor, like “this is fine” ☕🔥, while staring at our dwindling brick collection like it’s the last slice of pizza at a gamer party. 🍕😱 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, we were just waiting for Star Wars sets to drop, now I'll just sit in my dark room and build 2D legos... thanks, politics." – A disgruntled dev somewhere in Denmark 😵‍💫 And can we talk about how *based* it is that Trump caused this chaos? 🤡 Like, my G, the real winner here is the black market for Lego bricks. Stonks are going UP! 📈💀 Unhinged Prediction: In a dark twist of fate, 2024 will see Lego launching a black market edition called "Pick a Brick: Underground Edition" 🕵️‍♂️. Get ready for some block-crazy meme-ification! 🚀🤖💥 *Share this info before Lego bricks become a luxury item!* 💎🔥