🚀💥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🔥🚀 Lego just beamed down a new *USS Enterprise-D*, and let me tell you, it’s going to cost you more than your monthly rent 👀💸! That's right, folks — $400 for 3,600 pieces of that sweet, sweet space bling. 🛸🧑‍🚀 Star Trek nerds, rejoice! After years of watching *Star Wars* flex on your childhood dreams 🤖✋, you finally have *something*. But hold up—if you thought this was a “buy it now” moment, you clearly haven’t met your bank account. 💀 Here’s a hot take from a “leaked” developer: “Honestly, we just saw how hyped people were for that *Star Wars* set and thought, *‘Let’s get this bread’* 😂🍞.” On the real, are you even a Trekkie if you aren’t ready to empty your savings for *some Legos* that you’re just gonna let sit on the shelf? 📦🤷‍♂️ *This is fine*—the ship's actually gonna cost more to assemble than it does to fly. And real talk, picture your whole life savings going BOOM 💥 into a vat of plastic bricks... Savage. In conclusion, if this Lego set doesn’t come with its own *warp speed* feature, count me OUT. Who needs space travel when you can build your own *Enterprise* at home? 🤡 **Prediction:** In 2024, Lego will launch a “pay-per-brick” system, and we'll all be stonks-ing #Sad! 📉💔