🎉🔔 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LEGO-VERSE 🔔🎉: Prepare your inner child for a joyride on August 24th, fam! 🚀🚀 The legendary brick overlords at LEGO are giving away FREE CRAYONS like it’s 2010 and your mom just came back from Costco with an unholy amount of snacks! 🍕✌️😎 That's right! Forget your overpriced pumpkin spice lattes, 'cause your new artistic endeavor is gonna be building a CRAYONS model at participating stores! 🖍️🏰 But hold up… crusty adults, don’t get too comfy, this isn’t a free-for-all. Only the chosen ones (aka the first 10 of y’all brave enough to drop a “we stan crayons” post) will get to flex on your feed with this ultimate boomer nostalgia! 🤡💀 Imaginary Developer Quote Alert 🚨: “We figured that nothing screams ‘adulthood’ like building a colorful stick you can’t even draw with.” 💁‍♂️💔 But for real, this is LEGO trying to get us all hyped for back-to-school vibes while living in a never-ending meme dimension. 😤✨ 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: By 2025, LEGO will replace every single piece in the box with random TikTok trends. “Oh, you got a set for the Eiffel Tower? Nah, it’s a video of a seal barking instead.” Stonks? More like CRAYONKS! 📈😂🚀 Like or you seethe! Share if you're LIT! 🔥🔄💸