🚨🧹💥 "I LEFT MY HOME WITH A ROBOT VACUUM ON AUTO-PILOT FOR 10 DAYS AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE!" 💥🧹🚨 So, picture this: I peaced out for a whole week and left my trusty Roomba 👾 on the loose. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔💀 spoiler: *a lot*. Turns out, my bot’s idea of "cleaning" is just having an absolute rave with the dog while my carpet was like “this is fine.” 🥴 In tech news that makes you go “huh???”—ZDNET is recommending stuff based on “hours of testing” and “real people reviews.” Are they testing it like *Borat*? "Very nice!" or are they just scrolling through TikTok like the rest of us? 🤨🚀 🥴💸 Developer quote I totally didn’t make up: “Honestly, we just want to get paid. 😂 If the vacuum orders pizza, that's a feature now. Stonks!” Drake meme: One hand pointing at “deep cleaning” and the other at “giving up and accepting dirt as a lifestyle.” 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔥💬 So here’s a hot take: in 10 years, we'll all just be letting robot vacuums run our lives while we binge-watch cat videos on intergalactic streaming services. Friend, that’s called progress! 😤🔥 Get ready for “vacuum therapy” to be the next wellness trend. 💆‍♀️💚 Who's in? 🤪💰💥