🚀💥 Stop right there, fam! 🚥 LeapFrog just dropped the *LeapMove*, and it’s about to take couch potatoes and turn ‘em into gamers that ACTUALLY move! 🕺💨 Who needs to hit the gym when you can bounce around in front of a camera pretending you’re a magical frog 🌟? This oversized webcam on steroids is here to turn your kids into little versions of *Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson* 💪🏾🥴. Forget the $249 Nex Playground with its "advanced features" that so much like your Aunt Karen's Instagram selfies - *cringe*! 🤮 For just $69.99, your little ones can *sweat* while they learn, just like our beloved *This is Fine* dog sitting in a flaming room! 🔥💰 “Why stop at being a character? I want to be a *whimsical potato*,” one dev allegedly said during a coffee break ☕👀. But can we keep kids off Roblox, Among Us, and whatever the Fortnite kids are doing? 🤔💀 In a world where *gaming is LIFE*, we can only say one thing: 🗣️ “Based!” If they can’t pull kids from those digital crackhouses, maybe we just let them dance around for TikTok views! 🤷💀**HOT TAKE ALERT**: By 2025, kids will be coding while doing backflips. Parents will be begging for them to just sit down with a *regular* video game! 😱🔥 Stonks? More like stonks of motion sickness! 💩🌀