🚨BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone 18 Pro is about to drop and the leaks are juicier than your mom’s spaghetti! 🍝😱 Hold onto your keyboards, folks, because this one’s a real rollercoaster ride! 🎢🔥 So, word from the underground 🎤 (aka some dude named “iLeakedIt” on Twitter) is that Apple’s cooking up TWO new iPhone designs for next year. 🤖🍏 But let’s keep it 100, Apple’s designs are like that one stale meme you just can’t shake. You know, the “this is fine” dog emoji? That’s Apple when it comes to innovation! 💀🚀 🧐 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, we just shuffled around features like a Tinder date with a tech bro. 🤷‍♂️ ‘Let’s make the cameras better! No one needs a headphone jack, right?’ 😂” And peep this: one model is apparently gonna have a camera upgrade that’s more dramatic than your ex's TikTok crying spree! 🎤💔 Meanwhile, the second model is rumored to feature... wait for it... more of that *delicious* bezel-less action. OMG, can we get a round of applause for mediocre updates? 🙌👏 🔥HOT TAKE ALERT: These designs are going to be so basic, if they were a person, they’d be the guy who can only talk about his crypto portfolio. Get ready to pay $1,800 to flex on the gram with that *slightly* redesigned square camera bump. TO THE MOON! 🚀💰 Share this madness now or I’ll come haunt your DMs with my Windows Vista ghost! 👻💾💀 #TechMemeMadness #iPhone18OrBust