🚨🔥 GEAR UP, GAMERS! 🚨🔥 HOLD ONTO YOUR POKEBALLS 'CAUSE THE LEAKED MEGA EVOLUTIONS IN POKÉMON LEGENDS: Z-A GOT ME SHOOKETH! 😱💥 So, like, Pokémon said *"screw the normal grind"* and dropped Mega Evolutions back in X and Y, and now they’re BACK like your ex at 2 AM! 🙃💔 *This is fine* — said every trainer who's lost to a Charizard with an ego the size of Mt. Fuji. 🤡💀 Listen, my sources (a.k.a. my buddy Carl who thinks he's a Pokémon guru) said the new Mega forms are gonna be 🔥. He was like, “Dude, Pikachu is getting a mega evolution called Mega Thunderdome. He’s basically Thor now!🔥💪🏻" — and honestly, I believe him, no cap. 🤷‍♂️ Imagine this: you’re chilling in Viridian Forest, and suddenly your Charizard Mega Evolves into *Mega Chariford* — it’s *lit* 😎🚀. Just pray your bubbly excitement doesn’t turn into *"I can’t believe I wasted $60 on a glorified app!"* when you realize you can’t even catch 'em all. 😩💸 💭🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: I bet they’ll drop a secret mega evolution for the most useless Pokémon ever, like Magikarp, and call it *"Mega Gyaradad"*. You’ll be throwing your phone across the room while its special move is literally just a *splash* 😂💦. GET HYPE or GET OUT! 😤💥 #Pokémon #MegaEvolutionMadness