🚨🔍 BREAKING: Hold onto your snacks, folks! The Galaxy S26 Edge has leaked, and it’s uglier than your ex’s new partner! 😱💔 Literally, LOOK AT THIS THING! It's got a SQUARE design that screams “I’m here for the vibes but not the selfies.” 📸🔲 These renders just dropped, and let me tell ya, Samsung’s calling it the “Edge,” but it looks more like the “Not-so-Edgy.” This is giving me major "I tried to make a phone but forgot to soften the edges" vibes. Is this a phone or a piece of modern art? 🎨👀 And wait, Peep the GIGA-chad camera island on the back. At this point, it looks like the phone just borrowed a giant camera from the local news station! 🗞️🔍 Techies are out here saying “stonks” while sobbing at the thought of their pockets being drained! 💸💀 Leaked developer quote? “We designed it to be flat like our users' personalities!” (source: my imagination). And drake isn’t pointing at this; he’s RUNNING AWAY FROM IT! 🚀👋 🔥 HOT TAKE: This phone will either flop harder than my last Tinder date or make people nostalgic for the flip phone era, where nobody had to cope with having their phone look like a brick. Just wait! 🤖💥