🚨🚨 BREAKING: Lawmakers are coming for your VPNs, folks! 💀🔥 In a plot twist straight outta a dystopian Netflix show, Michigan and Wisconsin are taking aim at your favorite privacy shields 🛡️💨. "We want to protect children!" they scream while simultaneously throwing millions of users into the wild, wild web! 🤡 What’s next? Mandatory SkyNet surveillance to keep us "safe"? 😂 But wait! This is where it gets crazier than a raccoon on a caffeine drip ☕🦝. These legislators think they can just *ban* VPNs and we’ll all just download the latest sketchy app from some dude named “Bobby Cyber” who looks like he’s selling used flip phones at a garage sale? Stonks say NOPE! 📉🚫 A “leaked” dev convo from a VPN startup: **Dev 1:** "Uh oh, the government is coming for us!" **Dev 2:** "Just change the app name to 'Child Safe Internet Fun Time' and watch the downloads roll in!" 💰🤖 Buckle up, dear internet wanderers, 'cause if this passes, we’re going to have more malicious VPNs out there than influencers selling detox teas! And I predict an ultimate chaos wave, with even more meme-worthy VPNs sprouting like mushrooms 🍄🌈. This is fine, right? 😅 So, in short: if you love privacy, hedge your bets. This could be the wild west of internet security. 🚀💥💀💀