🚨 LAWMAKERS PULLING UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA ALGO like "you thought?" 💀💥 Let us sue, fam! 🔥 #CopeSeetheRepeat
🚨🚨 HOLD UP, fam! 🙌💀 The Algorithm Accountability Act is here to ROAST your fave social media giants—yes, the ones that keep recommending you cringe content and ads for that one weird hobby you don’t even care about! 📈👀 ✨ Senators John Curtis 🤠 and Mark Kelly 🤖 are pointing their finger like Drake at the $t0nk$ going down and proposing that users finally get to sue those algorithmic overlords for all the torment they’ve endured! Like, lemme get these lawmakers to come up with a law that protects me from my own decisions!! 🔥🔥 This is lit, or is it just a PR stunt to distract us from the inevitable doom scrolling we all hate-love? 😂 Imagine this convo in the Slack channel: **Developer 1:** “Can we get a lawsuit-proof algorithm?” **Developer 2:** “Nah, fr fr, let’s just keep feeding them cat videos until they forget they’re sad.” 🐱💔 Honestly, what’s next? Should we be able to sue TikTok for making us do the most embarrassing dances? 🤡 This is fine... until it isn't! ⚡️🔥 Hot take: in the future, we might be taking social media companies to court for emotional damage—get ready for a courtroom full of Gen Z influencers serving receipts! 🍿📜✨
