🚨 TIME’S UP! 🚨 The clock is ticking like it's 1999, and if you don't grab those 💰TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 tickets by NEXT WEEK, you’ll be sitting at home like a sad meme of the "This is Fine" dog ☕🔥. From October 27-29, Frisco is about to get *lit* with 10,000+ founders, investors, and dreamers congregating to pretend they’re geniuses (we know the truth, fam). Don’t be the guy who misses out and has to seethe in the corner about how you coulda been at THE event of the year! 😭💀 Regular Bird pricing ends in 7 DAYS – yes, I’m talking about the kind of savings that make your bank account go “STONKS!” 📈🤓 Like seriously, you could save up to $668, which means you can finally buy that overpriced avocado toast while pretending to discuss your startup idea about... uh, making a better avocado toast. 🥑🤔 **“Yo, fam, we gotta disrupt this toast game.” — Some imaginary dev probably.** So, hit that ticket link like Drake hitting a “nope” on all those dating apps and secure your spot in Silicon Valley Slay! 🚀 But listen up: if you're not there, you’re missing the biggest cringe fest - I mean, networking party - of the year! 📅🤡 And my hot take: after this event, I fully expect someone to pitch an app that lets us *literally* disrupt birdwatching. It’ll be like Pokémon GO but for, well, birds. 🦅🔥 #TechIsWeird