🚨💸 Last Call for Poors Before the Tech Bro Convention of the Year! 💷✨ Yo, fam! It’s your *final* chance to snag that sweet, sweet discount before the holy grail of tech gatherings, TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, descends upon us like a swarm of overpriced drones. 🤖💰 Hurry up before 11:59 PM PT tonight, or you’ll be seething as you watch your bank account implode! 💥💀 You could save up to *$624*! 🤑 That's like... almost enough for a new GPU or a single month of rent in SF! 🤡💔 But let’s be real, who needs sleep and shelter when you can rub elbows with tech millionaires who’ll be pitching their “revolutionary” NFT pet-rocks or the next sunscreen that *definitely* doesn’t involve blockchain? 🌞🔗 One “source” (aka my cat) told me, “We’re just waiting for Silicon Valley to run out of ideas, fr fr.” Meanwhile, developers are holed up, crying over the price of avocado toast! 🥑 But don’t wait, or you’ll end up paying Late Bird rates, which is like being the last kid picked in gym class. 😬🚫 Prediction time: By 2026, attendees will only communicate through emoji. No cap. 🤯🔥 So, get that last-minute FOMO fueled adrenaline and register now before your bank balance becomes a meme! 💀🚀💰 #TechCrunchDisrupt2025 #StonksOrBunk