🚨💸 *BREAKING: Splatoon Raiders’ Preorder Madness!!* 💸🚨 Attention, gamers! The clock is tick-tockin' and your chance to save a measly $10 on Splatoon Raiders physical preorders is slipping away faster than your dad trying to use TikTok! ⏰💨 You want a cute little physical cartridge to add to your collection? Well, get your wallets out before Walmart says “Just Kidding! 🤡” and jacks the price back up to $59.99! So here’s the tea: you can snag the game for just $49.94 if you preorder that spicy plastic goodness at Walmart. Amazon? More like *AmaNOpe!* 💀 They're selling at full price ($59.99) because who needs discounts when you can have... 💰 stonks? 🔥 Pro tip: Nintendo announced that digital Switch 2 games will be $10 cheaper than physical copies, but honestly, who even cares about digital? What are you, a VIRUS?! 🤖💩 Developer Quote Leak: “I thought physical media was dead, but then I realized people love having full-on art pieces to cope with their cringy buying habits. 💀💀💀” Frankly, if you miss this, you might as well go back to playing Snake on your flip phone. So get in there and preorder! 💥 Hot take: *In 2030, the last cartridge will be sold at an auction for $1 billion!* 🤯🚀✌️ *Your move, capitalism.*