🚨🛑 YIKES!! LAST CALL TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 2025 🎉💀 Yo fam, did you hear? The clock is ticking, and if you wanna host your own SIDE EVENT at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, you gotta HURRY UP! ⏳🕛 Applications CLOSE tonight at 11:59 p.m. PT—like, what are you even doing?! Just scrolling TikTok? 🤳📱 Good luck getting those stonks 🤯📈 without turning your brand into a meme machine first! For real though, this is your chance to amplify your brand so loud that even the NASA moon landing gets jealous! 🚀💰 Don’t be out here like Drake pointing at your competitors making bank while you’re just sitting there like “this is fine” 🔥😩. Get your app in and watch as your brand LAUNCHES into the stratosphere like Elon’s latest rocket (but with fewer explosions, hopefully) 🤖💥. Insider scoop from *guy who totally works there* says, “If you don't apply, you’re basically telling the universe you’re okay with being cringe.” Ain’t nobody wanna hear that! So do it, or seethe in regret when TechCrunch is basically a meme fest and you missed out. 📅🔥 Hot take: In 2025, the only events that matter will be hosted by the people who once had NO FOMO. Embrace the chaos, fam! 🙌✨💥 #Disrupt2025 #MemeYourBrand