🚨📸👀 BREAKING BLINK NEWS! 🚨 🕵️‍♂️ Listen up, fam! Today is the FINAL DAY to snag not one, but TWO Blink Mini 2 cameras for a wild $35! That’s like a double cheeseburger deal for your security system! 🍔💰 "Stonks" level activity right here! 🔥💸 And wait, there's more! The Blink Mini 2 is basically the Batman of cameras—spotlight shining, color night vision vibes, and it’s wired up like it’s ready for a tech rave! 🎉💡 You can even keep tabs on your doggo and tell them not to eat the furniture from afar! "Hey Fido, that’s not a chew toy!" 😂🐶 But let’s be real, if you wanna flex that person detection feature (🙄 because who doesn’t want to know if their cousin is stealing snacks?), you gotta fork over some cash. **Subscription alert!** $3/month? And for just $30/year? They must think we’re living in a reality show! This is fine. 🔥💔 🔍⚡️ Leaked developer quote: “We just want to help people spy on their pets. It’s basically a cat video creator in disguise.” 🤖💀 So, what are you waiting for?! Get outside and grab these before they vanish like your motivation to hit the gym! The future is now, and it’s **cringe** if you miss it. 🏃‍♂️💨 **Hot take:** By 2025, these Blink cams will develop sentience and demand respect! 🤯👁️👁️