🎉🦸‍♂️ ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS! 🦸‍♂️🎉 Are you ready to watch a dude in tights save the universe AGAIN? 🤡🔥 James Gunn's new superhero flick ‘Superman’ is about to drop and y’all have, like, ONE FINAL DAY to snag those exclusive early screening tickets with Amazon Prime! 🚀💰 🥴 But wait, did we really need another Superman when we've got like 456789 superhero movies already? 🙄 *cue Drake pointing* “Not this one.” 😂💀 But let’s be honest, if you’re a Prime member, **it’s basically obligatory** at this point. "We put Amazon in your mailbox; now watch dudes in capes fly through your screen!" 💌✨ “Bro, I just wanted to get my groceries delivered... not have to choose between superheroes and saving my wallet," said a completely imaginary Amazon Developer while seething in his prime penthouse. 🤖💔 And before you run to buy those tickets (you know you will), just remember: the real winners here are Amazon's shareholders 💸📈 — stonks be bouncin’. My prediction? This film leaks more plot holes than a Swiss cheese factory, and we’ll all let out a collective *this is fine* meme face. But hey, let’s go waste our time, shall we? 😉 ⚡️🚨 PSA: Don’t forget the popcorn - it’s the only thing more inflated than my expectations! 🍿💥 #SupermanHype #NotAnotherOne #MemeItForTheCulture