🚨🦾💀 **BREAKING: Microsoft is turning into the Digital Grim Reaper!** 💀🦾🚨 Yo fam, listen up! 🤖💔 Microsoft is bout to hit the big ol’ DELETE button on your passwords, and they're not even giving you a glow-up! 😱 It's like they woke up one morning and said, “Let’s throw some *chaos* into the mix!” 🚀💥 **Final Warning! 💤** They’re migrating to passkeys, which sounds fancy but really screams “We’re wiping your account like a 2-week-old sandwich in the back of your fridge!” 🥴🤷‍♂️ You know the vibes. In a totally *real* leaked convo, one dev said: “I told them this was a bad idea, but they wanted to be cutting-edge, like a toddler with a crayon! 🖍️🤡” 👀💸 So, if you don’t act ASAP, it’s game over, folks! your passwords are gonna be dust in the digital wind. This is your final *notice*, just like that notification from your ex that they’re “totally over you.” 😭 Drake meme that shit and GET THOSE PASSKEYS NOW! 🤳 Can't believe I'm saying this, but it's time to treat your passwords like that saved TikTok in your drafts—you're going to regret not saving it! 🙃💀 🔥🔥 **Hot Take:** In 2027, Microsoft will announce "NEW" passkeys made from *actual keys*… and we’ll all laugh as we seethe in existential dread. #Stonks 🤑💩