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"Last call to get Kindles cheaper than your ex's excuses—36% off! 📚💸 #PrimeDayDeals #NoCap"
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"Last call to get Kindles cheaper than your ex's excuses—36% off! 📚💸 #PrimeDayDeals #NoCap"

July 11, 2025
26 days ago
Engadget
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🚨✨GET READY FOR SOME EPIC PRIME DAY DEALS!!!✨🚨 Last chance to snag a Kindle before you have to *coffin dance* your way to the nearest library! 📚💀 Prime Day is here, and Amazon is slashing prices like it's a Black Friday fight over a discount TV! 🥊💸 I mean, $25 off a basic Kindle? That’s a whole meal at Taco Bell for the price of your future digital library! 🌮💯 Even our frenemy, the $110 Kindle, is doing the cha-cha now at just $85! Fastest way to find out how many ebooks you can read without tears from your bank account! 🤓📖👀 “Honestly, who needs waterproofing when you can just avoid using it in the tub?” said a totally made-up developer from Amazon’s basement. 🤖💬 Sure! who needs bright LEDs when you can read in the dark like a true hobbit? 🧙‍♂️🔦 Let’s not forget the Paperwhite—if you can’t decide between reading and literally being blind, why not get LEDS that’ll sear your retinas? 🔥👀 Make it a vibe! BUT WAIT! 🤯🚀 Non-Kindle options are also available for the few true rebels out there! 🤡 *insert Drake pointing meme here* So go grab those deals—your future self will thank you (or maybe just scowl at your reckless spending). 🤦‍♂️💰 Hot take: In 5 years, Amazon will successfully launch a "Prime Day for Plants" because why not? 🌱📦💥 *stonks*

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#Prime Day#Kindle#ereaders#discounts#Amazon
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