🚨📢 Y’all ever been to a tech event where the WiFi is hotter than the coffee? Well, brace yourself, because TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is coming in HOT 🔥 on October 27-29. Don’t sleep on it, fam! 😴💤 👀👾 If you’re ready to mingle with Silicon Valley’s finest (and pretend to know what a “disruptor” is), then guess what? It’s time to unleash your inner volunteer beast! 💪🤖 We need some high-energy go-getters and caffeine addicts to help keep the chaos flowing. 🚀💰 “Bro, I’m just here to choose between startup pitches and eat free pizza,” said no one ever. 🍕💀 But fr fr, it’s your chance to rub elbows with tech gods! You might even overhear someone saying, “Stonks only go up from here!” 📈💸 But listen: if you’re about that 9-5 grind and think this is another boring event – STOP 🤚! This is not your grandma’s bingo night! It's like if the metaverse and a TED talk had a chaotic baby 💥. So get ready to get your cringe-free volunteer badge and dive into the madness! 🚨 A hot take? By 2026, volunteers will be the new influencers. Mark my words! 💯👽✨ #DisruptOrBeDisrupted! 🤡✨